All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

  • -- Fred Allen 弗雷德·艾伦

关于幽默,我所知道的就是我对它一无所知。

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They're very, uh, you know, I don't come from the suburbs and a jolly, Disney type of lifestyle. I come from something totally different. And they're cool and bare minimum so it's not always a money issue for me.

他们非常,呃,你知道,我不是来自郊区,也不是那种快乐的迪斯尼式的生活方式。我来自完全不同的地方。而且它们很酷,而且最低限度,所以对我来说,这并不总是一个钱的问题。

If you want to be negative about the whole thing you can say all guitar bands after the Beatles were just a waste of time because the Beatles were the best. I think it's far better to give new records a try.

如果你想对整件事持否定态度,你可以说甲壳虫乐队之后的所有吉他乐队都是在浪费时间,因为甲壳虫乐队是最棒的。我认为尝试一下新唱片会好得多。

You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well.

当你回想起那些伤害过你的人,并感受到祝福他们的力量时,你就会知道宽恕已经开始了。

There was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true.

有一个笑话说瑞士是一个被陆地包围的岛屿。这从来都不是真的。