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Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit.

  • -- George R.R. Martin 乔治R.R.马丁

撒尿是我最没有才能的事情。你应该看看我。

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I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.

我爱上了足球，就像后来爱上女人一样:突然间，莫名其妙地，不加批判地，完全没有考虑到足球带来的痛苦和破坏。

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She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I’m confident I can trick her into it.

她必须同意我。这可能需要一段时间，但我有信心能骗过她。

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