My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我的假植物死了,因为我没有假装给它们浇水。

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For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.

有一种啤酒,不掺水的时候味道很浓,但喝惯了的人都喜欢喝。他们看见大麦浮在其上,就拿著苇子,从盛酒的器皿里拿出来喝。

What is elegance? Soap and water!

什么是优雅?肥皂和水!