My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我的假植物死了,因为我没有假装给它们浇水。

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One monk shoulders water by himself; two can still share the labor among them. When it comes to three, they have to go thirsty.

一个和尚扛水喝;两个和尚抬水喝。三个和尚没水喝。

If water were enough, fish would not take bait.

如果有足够的水,鱼就不会上钩。