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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

  • -- Woody Allen 伍迪·艾伦

如果你想让上帝发笑，告诉他你的计划。

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Though builders may build, in the main they follow the plans of architects. Teachers teach, but they must have a text. Politicians govern, but only upon the flow of commentary that raises them up or casts them down.

虽然建筑商可能会建造，但他们基本上遵循的是建筑师的计划。老师教书，但他们必须有课本。政客们治理国家，但仅仅是建立在抬高或贬低他们的评论之上。

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I may not always tell you how much i love you, But i hope that you know that my heart shouts only your name.

我也许不总是告诉你我有多爱你，但我希望你知道，我的心只呼喊着你的名字。

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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

有些人，如果他们不知道，你就不能告诉他们。

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No matter what other plans are out there, this is the best plan.

不管有什么其他的计划，这是最好的计划。

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How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

我有几个丈夫?你是说除了我自己?

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

政治笑话的问题在于他们是被选举出来的。

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