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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

  • -- Woody Allen 伍迪·艾伦

如果你想让上帝发笑，告诉他你的计划。

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I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.

我和政客们相处得不好。我倾向于告诉人们，当他们充满废话的时候，他们就充满废话。

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Some people will lie to you because they mean to. Others will do it to tell you what you want to hear.

有些人会欺骗你，因为他们是故意的。别人会告诉你你想听的。

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Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

你知道，做一个男人不容易。我今天得穿好衣服，还有其他的压力。

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I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.

我没有穿得很疯狂——我穿得像一匹马。因为一个非常合理和理智的原因。

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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

架构师。一个为你的房子画草图，为你的钱画草图的人。

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Strategic planning is worthless -- unless there is first a strategic vision.

战略规划毫无价值——除非首先有一个战略愿景。

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