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People can drink with their eyes; I can eat with my nose.

  • -- Karl Lagerfeld 卡尔·拉格菲尔德

人们可以用眼睛喝水;我能用鼻子吃饭。

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I used to have terrible acne on my face: red, splotchy discoloration. And mucus - I was constantly blowing my nose. Then one day, this woman sits down next to me on a bus, and says, 'You're lactose-intolerant.' It all cleared up in three days. That changed my life. Doctors couldn't figure it out.

我的脸上曾经长过可怕的粉刺:红肿、斑点状的变色。粘液——我一直在擤鼻涕。后来有一天，在公交车上，一位女士坐在我旁边，对我说，‘你有乳糖不耐症。“三天之内一切就都放晴了。这改变了我的生活。医生们也搞不清楚。

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A statesman is an easy man, He tells his lies by rote; A journalist makes up his lies And takes you by the throat; So stay at home and drink your beer And let the neighbours vote.

政治家是一个容易相处的人，他死记硬背自己的谎言;记者编造谎言，扼住你的喉咙;所以呆在家里，喝你的啤酒，让邻居投票吧。

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I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.

我希望我能用我的心脏换另一个肝脏。这样我就可以多喝点，少操心了。

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Let everyone pick his own nose.

让每个人都自讨苦吃吧。

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