A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

  • -- W. H. Auden 奥登

教授是在别人睡觉时说话的人。

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We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

我们想到教授今晚出现的崇高目标,我们可以确信,上帝会宽恕任何嘲笑教授的人。

I don't know how to do anything else other than be an actor. If I wasn't in this, I would be in alternative energy and conservation.

除了当演员,我不知道还能做什么。如果我不做这个,我就会做替代能源和节能。

Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.

想知道当教授的好处吗?彩色粉笔。

We have more patents on pigmented inks than anybody else.

我们拥有比任何人都多的色素墨水专利。