I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我查了一下我的家谱,发现我是树液。

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I've found the best way to revise your own work is to pretend that somebody else wrote it and then to rip the living shit out of it.

我发现修改你自己作品的最好方法就是假装是别人写的,然后把活生生的东西撕掉。

It's not like I cleaned up with girls. I always looked young and I was very small; I hated being 'cute.'

我又不是和女孩子们在一起。我总是看起来很年轻,我很小;我讨厌“可爱”。

Yes, there are plenty of fish in the sea. But the problem is, i stopped fishing after i found you.

是的,天涯何处无芳草。但问题是,我找到你后就不再钓鱼了。

The tree I planted a while back in the village of nothingness. It must be huge by now.

我刚才种的那棵树回到了空无一物的村庄。现在一定很大了。

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart.

我用我的眼睛看着你的眼睛。我把我的心放在你的心附近。

The great difficulty in education is to get experience out of ideas.

教育的最大困难是从思想中获得经验。

You can figure out who you were by which movies you loved when.

你可以通过你喜欢的电影来判断你是谁。

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

拖延是赶上昨天的艺术。

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

如果没有上帝,谁会弹出下一个纸巾?

As the tree is bent, so it will grow.

树弯了,就会长大。