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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.

  • -- Tommy Cooper 汤米·库珀

我在节食喝威士忌。我已经失去三天了。

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To talk well and eloquently is a very great art, but that an equally great one is to know the right moment to stop.

善于雄辩是一门伟大的艺术，但同样伟大的艺术是知道什么时候该停下来。

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I have a head for business and a body for sin. Unfortunately, the sin appears to be gluttony.

我有经商的头脑，有犯罪的身体。不幸的是，这种罪似乎是暴饮暴食。

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