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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.

  • -- Tommy Cooper 汤米·库珀

我在节食喝威士忌。我已经失去三天了。

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She couldn't help thinking that something was wrong with a person had more shoes than books in their home.

她不禁想，一个人家里的鞋子比书还多，一定是出了什么问题。

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In my book, water was only good for one thing...when I remember what that is, I'll let you know.

在我的书中，水只有一个好处……等我想起来了，我会告诉你的。

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