For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

  • -- Laurence Sterne 劳伦斯·斯特恩

每讲十个笑话,你就有一百个敌人。

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I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful.

我觉得在所有那些可怕的评论和笑话之后,这些年来我并没有疯狂到为我所信仰的音乐挺身而出。这张专辑证明了在人类的某个地方,人类的心仍在不停地跳动和破碎,我很感激。

He that desireth to acquire any art or science seeketh first those means by which that art or science is obtained. If we ought to do so in things natural and earthly, how much more then in spiritual?

渴望获得任何艺术或科学的人,首先要寻找获得艺术或科学的手段。我们若在属乎血气的事上这样行,何况在属乎灵的事上呢。

People crushed by law have no hopes but from power. If laws are their enemies, they will be enemies to laws.

被法律压垮的人没有希望,只有权力。如果法律是他们的敌人,他们就会成为法律的敌人。

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

你知道,我的第一张专辑,有些笑话我已经写了十二年了,因为我不能把它们扔掉。

Chance gives rise to thoughts, and chance removes them; no art can keep or acquire them.

机会产生思想,而思想又被机会消除;任何艺术都无法保存或获得它们。

A bold foe is better than a cowardly friend.

勇敢的敌人胜过怯懦的朋友。