I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

  • -- Steve Harvey 史蒂夫·哈维

我讲笑话是为了赚钱;我上电视是为了支票。

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I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.

我一直着迷于你能告诉朋友但不能告诉观众的笑话之间的区别。你必须小心翼翼,因为你不知道谁在观众席上。很多人很容易被冒犯。

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

我们似乎无法阻止犯罪,所以为什么不将其合法化,然后对其征税呢?

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

主啊,求你饶恕我对你开的小玩笑,我也要饶恕你对我开的大玩笑。

I'm totally not a blogger. Sometimes I don't even check my email. I know I should.

我完全不是一个博主。有时我甚至不检查我的电子邮件。我知道我应该。