One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

  • -- John Hodgman 约翰·霍德曼

一个人总能想出有趣的清单和笑话。你知道吗?我收回这句话。不是每个人都能想出有趣的清单和一些笑话。我很幸运有这样一个天赋,我可以做得很好。

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A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

我的很多幽默都集中在讲笑话的过程中,我认为这可以防止某些观众暂停他们的不信任感。这可能会惹恼一些人,但我没办法。

The next day the two sisters went to the ball, and so did Cinderella, but dressed more magnificently than before. The King's son was always by her side, and his pretty speeches to her never ceased.

第二天,两姐妹去参加舞会,灰姑娘也去了,但是她穿得比以前更漂亮了。国王的儿子总是在她身边,他对她说的那些漂亮话从未停止过。

Pretty maids all in a row, go on set them up.

漂亮的姑娘们排成一排,把她们摆好。

The gods too are fond of a joke.

众神也喜欢开玩笑。