One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

  • -- John Hodgman 约翰·霍德曼

一个人总能想出有趣的清单和笑话。你知道吗?我收回这句话。不是每个人都能想出有趣的清单和一些笑话。我很幸运有这样一个天赋,我可以做得很好。

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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

一个男人对他的午餐同伴说:“我妻子昨晚做了一个有趣的梦。她梦见嫁给了一个百万富翁。你真幸运,同伴叹了口气。我妻子在白天做梦。

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

我只剩下一件事,而且只有一件事,那就是小丑。它把我置于比任何政治家都高得多的位置。

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.

礼仪是普通人特别需要的。漂亮的人什么事都能逃脱惩罚。

I pretty much make time for that weekly manicure.

我每周都会抽出时间来修指甲。