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I could eat a knob at night.

  • -- Karl Pilkington 卡尔·皮尔金顿

我晚上能吃上一颗。

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Tact: the ability to tell a man he's open-minded when he has a hole in his head.

机智:当一个男人脑袋上有个洞的时候，告诉他他思想开放的能力。

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How come every squitty little shitty snotty bastard knows my name?

为什么每个臭小子都知道我的名字?

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