People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

人和松鼠是非常不同的。大多数人不会这么认为。但我发现有一种情况它们非常相似。那就是:当我开着车向他们驶来的时候。然后它们就很难区分了——尤其是如果人类是多毛的。

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When it comes to wilderness animals we have to make an effort to preserve what areas we can that they can be themselves in. Its come to a point though, clearly, where some species have to be cared for by humans if they are not going to disappear altogether.

说到野生动物,我们必须努力保护那些我们能保护它们的地方。很明显,有些物种如果不能完全消失,就必须由人类来照顾。

Most people have no concept of how an automatic transmission works, yet they know how to drive a car. You don't have to study physics to understand the laws of motion to drive a car. You don't have to understand any of this stuff to use Macintosh.

大多数人对自动变速器的工作原理一无所知,但他们知道如何开车。你不需要学习物理就能理解开车时的运动规律。在使用麦金塔电脑时,你不需要了解这些东西。

I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding from the people I have met in this great adventure in the world of AIDS than I ever did in the cutthroat, competitive world in which I spent my life.

我从我在艾滋病世界的这一伟大冒险中所遇到的人们身上学到的关于爱、无私和人类理解的东西,比我在这个竞争残酷的世界中所经历的一切都要多。

I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.

我不会因为大事而慌乱。当我要去拿要洗的衣服,要给车加油,还要去拿剧本的时候,我会感到慌乱。

It's been a long hard ride, got a ways to go, but this is still the place that we all call home.

这是一段漫长而艰难的旅程,还有很长的路要走,但这里仍然是我们都称之为家的地方。

The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic.

这个世界就是一堆垃圾。你会看到这些血腥的人,非常谄媚。

I was desperate really for people not to accuse me of coldness. It was taboo.

我真的很希望人们不要指责我冷漠。这是禁忌。

I think the worst thing you can do about a situation is nothing.

我认为你能做的最糟糕的事情就是什么都不做。

Be kind for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

善待你遇到的每一个人,这是一场艰苦的战斗。

You have to go to the ultimate situation in drama.

你必须进入戏剧的终极境界。