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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

人和松鼠是非常不同的。大多数人不会这么认为。但我发现有一种情况它们非常相似。那就是:当我开着车向他们驶来的时候。然后它们就很难区分了——尤其是如果人类是多毛的。

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The only way to get people to like working hard is to motivate them. Today, people must understand why they're working hard. Every individual in an organization is motivated by something different.

让人们喜欢努力工作的唯一方法就是激励他们。今天，人们必须明白他们为什么努力工作。组织中的每个人都有不同的动机。

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Perhaps the time has come to cease calling it the "environmentalist" view, as though it were a lobbying effort outside the mainstream of human activity, and to start calling it the real-world view.

也许是时候停止称其为“环保主义者”的观点了，就好像它是人类活动主流之外的一种游说努力，而开始称其为现实世界的观点。

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A situation is always comic if it participates simultaneously in two series of events which are absolutely independent of each other, and if it can be interpreted in two quite different meanings.

如果一个情景同时参与两个完全独立的系列事件，并且可以用两种完全不同的含义来解释，那么它总是滑稽可笑的。

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There are a lot of people who really abused sampling and gave it a bad name, by just taking people's entire hit songs and rapping over them. It gave publishers license to get a little greedy.

有很多人真的滥用采样，给它起了个不好的名字，他们只是把人们所有的热门歌曲都拿来翻唱。它给了出版商们变得有点贪婪的许可。

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And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department.

虽然竞争法则有时对个人来说很难，但对种族来说却是最好的，因为它确保了适者生存。

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

我把车里的油门踏板和刹车灯连在一起。我踩了油门，后面的人停了下来，然后我就走了。

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You don't have to be a rock star - if you don't like the situation you're in, you don't have to settle for it.

你不必成为一个摇滚明星——如果你不喜欢你现在的处境，你也不必将就。

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Few are the giants of the soul who actually feel that the human race is their family circle.

很少有灵魂的巨人真正感到人类是他们的家庭圈子。

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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

我花了很多钱买酒、鸟和跑车。剩下的我都浪费掉了。

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You may not always have an ocean of bliss, but believe you do and it will come.

你也许并不总是拥有幸福的海洋，但相信你拥有，幸福就会到来。

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