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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

人和松鼠是非常不同的。大多数人不会这么认为。但我发现有一种情况它们非常相似。那就是:当我开着车向他们驶来的时候。然后它们就很难区分了——尤其是如果人类是多毛的。

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We need to become good citizens in the global village, instead of competing. What are we competing for - to drive more cars, eat more steaks? That will destroy the world.

我们需要成为地球村的好公民，而不是竞争。我们在竞争什么——开更多的车，吃更多的牛排?那将毁灭世界。

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The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.

当我开始赚钱的时候，最大的乐趣不是买汽车或游艇，而是发现自己能有尽可能多的新打出来的草稿。

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The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.

一个人的身体对另一个特定的身体的绝对渴望及其对替代品的漠不关心是生命的主要奥秘之一。

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We are going to come back strong. We are going to come back and do the best job we can and put ourselves in a better situation.

我们将强势回归。我们会回来，尽我们所能做好工作，让自己处于一个更好的处境。

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Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty.

教育和通知全体人民……他们是维护我们自由的唯一可靠的依靠。

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It was Britney's movie. I liked that movie. It didn't get too much love, but a lot of people really liked it.

这是布兰妮的电影。我喜欢那部电影。它没有得到太多的爱，但很多人真的很喜欢它。

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Sometimes i keep my feelings to myself because it's hard for someone else to understand.

有时候我把自己的感受藏在心里，因为别人很难理解。

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It's hard to market a movie when you're at the mercy of critics and journalists.

当你受评论家和记者摆布时，你很难推销一部电影。

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So the animal finally performs in that situation only the fitting act.

所以动物最终只能在这种情况下做出合适的行为。

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So vast is art, so narrow human wit.

艺术是如此博大，人类的智慧是如此狭隘。

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