Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.

  • -- W. C. Fields 费尔兹

在我家过圣诞节总是比在其他任何地方过圣诞节至少愉快六到七倍。我们很早就开始喝酒。当其他人只看到一个圣诞老人时,我们将看到六七个。

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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.

记住喝酒有五个理由:朋友的到来,对现在或未来的渴望,美酒的美味,或任何其他理由。

I'm not trying to find another thing that's wrong with me, but I'm such a nice person, and I have a couple of drinks and I'm really good fun and then I'm really not fun.

我不想再找其他的毛病了,但是我是个很好的人,我喝了几杯酒,我真的很开心,然后我真的很不开心。

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.

你唯一应该检查你邻居的碗的时间是确保他们有足够的。你不会去看你邻居的碗里有没有他们的那么多。

Life is just a short period of time in which you are alive.

生活就是你活着的一小段时间。