I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you die alone. It's you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time.

  • -- James Albert Varney Jr. 詹姆斯·阿尔伯特·瓦尼

我开始研究如何不做单口喜剧。是的,这是一份孤独的工作。你死了,你孤独地死去。是你,是光,是观众。如果你赢了,你就赢得很大。如果你输了,你就输得很惨。

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Well that's actually happened to me a couple of times... but I really think that men, when it comes to falling in love, are less... I guess you could say less aggressive.

其实我也有过几次这样的经历……但我真的认为,男人在恋爱方面,比女人少……我想你可以说不那么咄咄逼人。

I don't pretend anything anymore. I don't have time, desire or energy to calculate anymore.

我不再假装任何事。我没有时间,没有欲望,也没有精力去计算。