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I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

  • -- Adam Sandler 亚当·桑德勒

从四岁起，我就被人叫做笨蛋。我父亲叫我白痴。我爷爷说我是个笨蛋。很多时候，当我开车的时候，我听说我是个白痴。我喜欢当傻瓜。

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With every year that passes, I get further away from my target audience, and while I've been happy to think of myself as a father figure to these kids, I'd be a little distressed to be thought of as a grandfather figure.

随着时间的流逝，我离我的目标观众越来越远，虽然我很高兴自己成为这些孩子的父亲，但如果我被认为是祖父，我会有点难过。

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Real people are places to me as much as persons: I want to see them, as I want to see the places I am fond of, in all weathers and at all times of the year.

对我来说，真正的人不仅是人，也是地方:我想看到他们，就像我想看到一年中的任何时候、任何天气里我喜欢的地方一样。

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In our time, the curse is monetary illiteracy, just as inability to read plain print was the curse of earlier centuries.

在我们这个时代，诅咒是对金钱的无知，就像几个世纪前的诅咒是看不懂平版印刷一样。

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If I could read while I was driving, showering, socializing or sleeping, I would do it.

如果我能在开车、洗澡、社交或睡觉的时候读书，我会去做。

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This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.

如果我开的是扫雪机，这就不成问题了。

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