Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

  • -- Jeff Ross 杰夫·罗斯

你想让我每次讲完笑话后都道歉吗?如果它没有冒犯到某人,它可能不是一个笑话。这可能不是一个有趣的观察。它一定在某个地方冒犯了某人。

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You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don't apologize for it.

你应该弄清楚你是谁,你需要什么,然后不要为此道歉。

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

我不想冒犯或震惊,但我也不会做任何事来避免。

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

我觉得这是一个梦——我为我给你们中的一些人穿的衣服道歉。