Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

  • -- Jeff Ross 杰夫·罗斯

你想让我每次讲完笑话后都道歉吗?如果它没有冒犯到某人,它可能不是一个笑话。这可能不是一个有趣的观察。它一定在某个地方冒犯了某人。

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This is a work of fiction. All the characters in it, human and otherwise, are imaginary, excepting only certain of the fairy folk, whom it might be unwise to offend by casting doubts on their existence. Or lack thereof.

这是一部小说。书中所有的人物,无论是人还是其他方面的,都是虚构的,只有某些童话人物例外,对他们的存在表示怀疑可能是不明智的冒犯。或缺乏。

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

注意你写的东西不要冒犯任何人,也不要在公司内部引起问题。最安全的方法是删除所有有用的信息。

Never apologize for setting high standards in a relationship. You know what you can tolerate and what simply gets on your nerves!

永远不要为在一段关系中设定高标准而道歉。 你知道你能忍受什么,什么会让你心烦意乱!

I don't apologize for anything. When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there.

我不为任何事道歉。当我犯错误时,我会承担责任,然后继续前进。