But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

但是长话短说,我开始做单口相声不是因为我想做一个电视节目,或者成为一名演员,甚至想写喜剧小品。我喜欢单口喜剧是因为我喜欢单口喜剧。

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Modern science is fast-moving, and no laboratory can exist for long with a program based on old facilities. Innovation and renewal are required to keep a laboratory on the frontiers of science.

现代科学瞬息万变,任何实验室都不可能长期存在于一个以旧设备为基础的项目中。创新和革新是保持实验室在科学前沿的必要条件。

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.

不惜一切代价去夺取胜利,不惧一切恐怖去夺取胜利,不论前路再长再苦也要去夺取胜利;因为没有胜利,就没有生存。

A short cut to riches is to subtract from our desires.

致富的捷径就是减少我们的欲望。

Life is too short, to waste time hating anyone.

人生苦短,不要浪费时间去恨任何人。