But here's the deal: If I were smart, I could figure out curling. If I were even smarter, I could figure out why people would actually watch other people doing it. I have tried. I can't. I can't even figure out the object of the game. Is it like darts? I just don't get it.

但事情是这样的:如果我够聪明的话，我就能搞定冰壶。如果我更聪明，我就能弄明白为什么人们会看着别人这么做。我已经试过了。我不能。我甚至不知道游戏的目标是什么。像飞镖吗?我就是不明白。