I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.
我有过氧化氢恐惧症。每次我靠近一个金发女人,我的一些东西就消失了。工作,男朋友……有一次,一件安哥拉毛线衫从我身上跳了下来。
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