I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

我有过氧化氢恐惧症。每次我靠近一个金发女人,我的一些东西就消失了。工作,男朋友……有一次,一件安哥拉毛线衫从我身上跳了下来。

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Also, right at that particular time in the music business, because of people like the Beatles, people began owning their own publishing. I'll just say this really quickly - they used to divide the money for the music that was written in two, just equal halves.

而且,就在音乐行业的那个特定时期,因为有了披头士这样的人,人们开始拥有自己的出版公司。我很快地说一下,他们曾经把音乐的钱分成两份,两份相等。

When we moved to Seattle, everybody kind of disappeared into different corners of the city and it was a very difficult time for the band.

当我们搬到西雅图时,每个人都消失在城市的各个角落,这对乐队来说是一个非常困难的时期。

Each great athlete must some day bow to that perennial old champion, Father Time, even as I, for Time eventually wins.

每一位伟大的运动员总有一天都要向那位常年的冠军——时间之父鞠躬,即使是我,因为时间最终会获胜。

I would gladly do it but I am suffering from social phobia. I cannot manage being in a crowd of people.

我很乐意这么做,但我患有社交恐惧症。我无法挤在人群中。