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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

单口相声就像划船:当你选择去做的时候，它很有趣也很浪漫。但是，如果你别无选择，只能呆在划船里，那就没有那么愉快了;这是生存。

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People expect me to be dark and gloomy, then write that I'm a jolly chap, and after all, that is what I am. I think it's a case of an absolute romantic naivety that there should be a parallel between the work and the artist.

人们希望我阴郁阴郁，然后写我是一个快乐的人，毕竟，这就是我。我认为这是一个绝对浪漫天真的例子，在作品和艺术家之间应该有一个平行。

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It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.

这是人生的游戏。我赢了还是输了?总有一天他们会关闭游戏。在轮到我离开之前，我要尽可能多地玩，尽可能多地绕着黑板转。

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You cannot force someone to accept an expression of love. You can only offer it. If it is not accepted, you must respect the other person's decision.

你不能强迫别人接受爱的表达。你只能提供。如果不被接受，你必须尊重他人的决定。

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The most romantic things a man can do for a woman are the little things that let her know that she's on his mind and in his heart.

男人能为女人做的最浪漫的事，就是让她知道她在他心中，在他心中。

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Yes, I feel I've got something to say. If people want to listen, that's great, and if they don't, that's their choice.

是的，我觉得我有话要说。如果人们想听，那很好，如果他们不想听，那是他们的选择。

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I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking.

我的任何一个发现都不是通过理性思考的过程得到的。

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