Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

单口相声就像划船:当你选择去做的时候,它很有趣也很浪漫。但是,如果你别无选择,只能呆在划船里,那就没有那么愉快了;这是生存。

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You always do what you want to do. This is true with every act. You may say that you had to do something, or that you were forced to, but actually, whatever you do, you do by choice. Only you have the power to choose for yourself.

你总是做你想做的事。每一个动作都是如此。你可能会说你不得不做某事,或者你是被迫的,但实际上,无论你做什么,你都是自愿的。只有你有能力为自己做出选择。

It seems I have a hard time being attracted to someone unless I respect what they do on some level. Otherwise, I would feel disdain for them. Which is not always pleasant in a relationship. Sometimes it's fun though.

我似乎很难被某个人吸引,除非我在某种程度上尊重他们的行为。否则,我会鄙视他们。这在一段关系中并不总是令人愉快的。但有时也很有趣。

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

你知道,我的梦中情人可能明天就会出现。我长大了,也更聪明了,我想我会成为一个很好的女朋友。我生活在充满浪漫可能性的世界里。

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.

命运不是机会的问题,而是选择的问题;它不是一件等待的事情,而是一件需要实现的事情。

Well, I think first it was rare for me to do anything that had any kind of a romantic note to it.

首先,我想我很少做任何带有浪漫色彩的事情。

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

当你不知道会发生什么事情的时候去体验会更有趣。