I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

  • -- Jackie Mason 积奇·梅森

我不相信有人已经得出一个结论,为什么有些事情是有趣的。这很有趣,因为这很可笑,而且在不同的时间,因为不同的原因,这很可笑。

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This is a year and a few months after the transplant. Before I had it my doctors told me that it would be the biggest thing that I ever had to face and believe me, when they take your liver out of ya and put another one in it's like replacing a football in your stomach.

这是移植后一年零几个月。在我生下它之前,我的医生告诉我,这将是我不得不面对的最大的事情,相信我,当他们把你的肝脏取出来,再放入另一个肝脏时,就像在你的胃里放了一个足球。

The more I come to understand music, the more I feel like a numbskull because there is always more to learn. The more I do it, the more I'm humbled. I'm just always trying to get better at it. I pick up a few tricks along the way.

我对音乐了解得越多,就越觉得自己像个傻瓜,因为总有更多的东西要学。我做得越多,就越觉得自己卑微。我只是一直在努力做得更好。一路上我学会了一些技巧。

The time has come - and must come - for multilateral conversations about a secure peace in all of Europe.

关于在整个欧洲实现安全和平的多边对话的时机已经到来,而且必须到来。

I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.

我首先是个音乐家,其次是个美食爱好者,嘴巴和脚都很脏,上次我去看的时候还是个女孩。

I don't believe in predestination, even though I was raised a Presbyterian.

我不相信宿命论,尽管我是长老会教徒。

When I come up against the real world, I just vacillate.

当我面对现实世界时,我只是优柔寡断。