I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

  • -- Jackie Mason 积奇·梅森

我不相信有人已经得出一个结论,为什么有些事情是有趣的。这很有趣,因为这很可笑,而且在不同的时间,因为不同的原因,这很可笑。

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This is what I believe is most important: getting good books into the hands of kids - books that will make them want to say, 'Wow, that was great. Give me another one to read.'

这是我认为最重要的:把好书交到孩子们的手中——这些书会让他们想说,‘哇,太棒了。再给我一本看看。”

I never slept when I lost. I'd see the sun come up without ever having closed my eyes. I'd see those base hits over and over and they would drive me crazy.

我输的时候从来没睡过觉。我甚至不用闭上眼睛就能看到太阳升起。我会一遍又一遍地看到那些安打,它们会让我发疯。

Every day has been so short, every hour so fleeting, every minute so filled with the life I love that time for me has fled on too swift a wing.

每一天都那么短暂,每一个小时都那么转瞬即逝,每一分钟都充满了我所热爱的生活,时间对我来说已经飞快地飞走了。

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes their way.

最幸福的人不一定拥有最好的一切;他们只是充分利用每一件事情。

I shall lend credit to nothing against my people which parents would not believe against their own children.

我不会借钱给任何反对我的人民的人,而这些人的父母是不会相信自己的孩子会反对他们的。

I am happy to continue with my journey through time.

我很高兴能继续我的时光之旅。