I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我希望我的名字是布莱恩,因为有时人们会拼错我的名字,叫我布莱恩。这就像免费的赞美,你甚至不需要聪明地去注意它。

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My habit would have been to veer towards the dark - to prove I was something; edgy, or maybe to prove that I was cognisant of the dark side. Now, with age and confidence, I can say, yeah, that's true, but I am cognisant of the fact that people can do things well. And can be more loving than you expect.

我的习惯是转向黑暗——以证明我是个了不起的人;也许是为了证明我知道黑暗的一面。现在,随着年龄的增长和自信,我可以说,是的,这是真的,但我知道人们可以把事情做好。比你想象的更有爱心。

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

食堂的男孩,你为他感到难过的原因是你可以嘲笑他,我想我的很多角色,他们没有注意到他们被取笑了。所以他们会反驳说,这不是一个很好的讽刺,但在他们看来,他们赢得了辩论。

As screenwriters, we struggle with our own success. We have wallpapered our world and now we can't get anyone to notice the picture we just hung.

作为编剧,我们为自己的成功而奋斗。我们把自己的世界贴满了墙纸,现在却无法让任何人注意到我们刚刚挂在墙上的那幅画。

A lot of my fans are young and hip and enjoy my pop album and know the lyrics to those songs as well, which is a real compliment to me.

我的很多歌迷都很年轻,很时髦,喜欢我的流行专辑,也知道那些歌曲的歌词,这对我来说是一种真正的赞美。

When you face your fears, you are free of them. There's nothing in the world I need to hide from again.

当你面对你的恐惧时,你就摆脱了它们。世界上再也没有什么我需要隐藏的了。

I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth something.

我希望我们有足够的脑细胞来决定我们的音乐是否真的有价值。

My eyes are wide open to the conflicts within the Church, but I don't think you can call it schism.

我对教会内部的冲突睁大了眼睛,但我认为你不能称之为分裂。

As a friendly one. I would still like to write concrete poems, but I can only do it sometimes.

作为一个友好的人。我仍然想写一些具体的诗,但有时我只能这么做。

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

我从没想过有一天女孩们会在她们现在的地方被晒伤。

The human brain must continue to frame the problems for the electronic machine to solve.

人类的大脑必须继续把问题框定下来,让电子机器来解决。

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

不要忘记母亲节。或者用比佛利山庄的话说,这是爸爸的第三个妻子节。

If he broke her heart for you, he will break your heart for someone else. Be smart.

如果他为你伤了她的心,他也会为别人伤你的心。是聪明的。

I would like to crawl under the sheets with you and cuddle until sunrise, forever.

我愿意和你一起爬到被窝里,依偎着直到日出,永远。

If people would know how little brain is ruling the world, they would die of fear.

如果人们知道大脑是如何统治世界的,他们会死于恐惧。

Human beings do things for a reason, even if sometimes it's the wrong reason.

人类做事是有原因的,即使有时是错误的原因。

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.

我不能给你写一个关于政治的字,因为你是一个女人。

Nigera is what it is because its leaders are not what they should be.

尼格拉之所以如此,是因为它的领导人不是他们应该成为的样子。

It has been said that I make chick flicks. This is not a compliment.

有人说我拍女性电影。这不是赞美。

The Rose is without an explanation; She blooms, because She blooms.

玫瑰没有任何解释;她绽放,因为她绽放。

I was one who liked to work with my hands as well as my brain.

我是一个喜欢用我的双手和大脑工作的人。

If you want the rainbow... You've gotta put up with the rain.

如果你想要彩虹……你得忍受这雨。

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

对于一个聪明的女孩来说,男人不是问题——他们就是答案。

It is not empty rhetoric to talk of the Free World.

谈论自由世界并非空谈。

Even a true artist does not always produce art.

即使是一个真正的艺术家也不总是能创造艺术。