I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

-- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我希望我的名字是布莱恩，因为有时人们会拼错我的名字，叫我布莱恩。这就像免费的赞美，你甚至不需要聪明地去注意它。

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But when you get a bit older, and I hate to use the word, quite a bit more established, people take more notice and conducting becomes a great deal easier. You don't have battles like you had before.

但当你长大一点，我不喜欢用“成熟”这个词，当你变得成熟一点，人们会更注意你，指挥也会变得更容易。你不会像以前那样有战斗。

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Sometimes you want to run away, sometimes you think you do, but you never had a dream like this before and you don't want to ask for more, sometimes you leave a mark before you know the score.

有时候你想逃跑，有时候你认为你想逃跑，但是你从来没有做过这样的梦，你不想要更多，有时候你在你知道结果之前就留下了印记。

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Genius is not a possession of the limited few, but exists in some degree in everyone. Where there is natural growth, a full and free play of faculties, genius will manifest itself.

天才不是少数人的财产，而是在某种程度上存在于每个人身上。只要有自然的成长，才能的充分而自由的发挥，天才就会显现出来。

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Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?

你会把你的薪水赌在明天的天气预报上吗?如果不是，那么为什么这个国家要把数十亿美元押在基础更薄弱的全球变暖预测上呢?

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And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department.

虽然竞争法则有时对个人来说很难，但对种族来说却是最好的，因为它确保了适者生存。

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In terms of jobs, I'm an actor. There's gotta' be depth there. I'd never say yes to something just to play the hot guy. That's not what I'm interested in.

说到工作，我是个演员。一定要有深度。我绝不会为了扮帅哥而答应别人。那不是我感兴趣的。

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I take compliments and I take constructive criticism. Not everyone loves you. It's the way you react as a footballer. I use it all to make me play better.

我接受赞美和建设性的批评。不是每个人都爱你。这是你作为一名球员的反应。我用这一切让我打得更好。

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Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation.

时间带着医院里无穷无尽的麻醉品托盘向我们冲来，尽管它正在为它不可避免的致命手术做准备。

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As a writer, you get to play, you get alter time, you get to come up with the smart lines and the clever comebacks you wish you'd thought of.

作为一名作家，你可以玩，你可以改变时间，你可以想出聪明的台词和你希望自己能想到的聪明的反击。

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My girl, broke out and wine. Mash up me brain, you a mash up man mind. Real bad, man, a that's where dem nine I'll be your sunshine.

我的女孩，爆发和酒。捣毁我的大脑，你捣毁男人的头脑。真的很糟糕，伙计，那就是他们9的地方我将是你的阳光。

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If we were together right now i would just want to sit in bed and snuggle eat cereal and watch stupid movies with you all day!

如果我们现在在一起，我只想整天坐在床上，依偎着吃麦片，看愚蠢的电影!

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No, I don't regret anything at this point. That may change on the next phone call, but at the moment I don't regret anything.

不，我现在一点也不后悔。下次打电话时可能会有所改变，但目前我并不后悔。

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Maybe I'm just purely lucky. If I've come up against obstacles I've always found another way around it.

也许我只是单纯的幸运。如果我遇到了障碍，我总会找到另一条路绕过它。

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When you face your fears, you are free of them. There's nothing in the world I need to hide from again.

当你面对你的恐惧时，你就摆脱了它们。世界上再也没有什么我需要隐藏的了。

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I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth something.

我希望我们有足够的脑细胞来决定我们的音乐是否真的有价值。

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Well, what I tried to do is to just listen to my voice, because my voice is my boss. She decides.

我想做的就是倾听我的声音，因为我的声音就是我的老板。她决定。

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Brains are never a handicap to a girl if only she hides them under a see-through blouse.

对一个女孩来说，头脑从来都不是一个障碍，只要她把它们藏在一件透明的衬衫下面。

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The human brain must continue to frame the problems for the electronic machine to solve.

人类的大脑必须继续把问题框定下来，让电子机器来解决。

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Maybe it's our sins that give God consolation when he finally has to give us cancer.

也许是我们的罪给了上帝安慰，当他最终不得不给我们癌症。

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I've been sampled so much and I'm glad it's happened, it's a great compliment.

我经历了这么多，我很高兴发生了这样的事，这是一个很大的赞美。

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Other people notice the same things but they don't think to put it to music.

其他人也注意到了同样的事情，但他们并没有想过要把它运用到音乐中去。

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I sometimes worry that all the beautiful things have been made.

我有时担心所有美好的东西都被创造出来了。

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I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

我不是很聪明，但我知道我不是很聪明。

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I would not be here now if I did not have anti-depressants.

如果没有抗抑郁药，我现在就不会在这里了。

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I could never resist the call of the trail.

我无法抗拒小径的召唤。

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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

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