I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

-- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我希望我的名字是布莱恩，因为有时人们会拼错我的名字，叫我布莱恩。这就像免费的赞美，你甚至不需要聪明地去注意它。

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I like women who look like women. I hated grunge. No one's more feminist than me, but you don't have to look as if you don't give a - you know. You can be smart, bright, and attractive aesthetically to others - and to yourself.

我喜欢长得像女人的女人。我讨厌乏味的东西。没有人比我更女权主义了，但你不必表现得好像你不在乎。你可以聪明、聪明，在审美上吸引别人，也吸引自己。

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A monarchy is a merchantman, which sails well, but will sometimes strike on a rock and go to the bottom, whilst a republic is a raft which will never sink, but then your feet are always in water.

君主是商船，它航行得很好，但有时会触礁沉没，而共和国是一只永不沉没的木筏，但你的脚总是在水里。

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I'm appalled that an industry has grown around teaching a practice as wholesome and spiritual as yoga, so I decided to create my own free video to help people get started.

让我感到震惊的是，这个行业竟然围绕着瑜伽这种有益身心健康的运动来发展，所以我决定创建自己的免费视频，帮助人们开始学习。

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My own brain is to me the most unaccountable of machinery - always buzzing, humming, soaring roaring diving, and then buried in mud. And why? What's this passion for?

我自己的大脑对我来说是最不可思议的机器——总是嗡嗡作响，嗡嗡作响，翱翔咆哮，俯冲而下，然后埋在泥里。,为什么?这种激情是为了什么?

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If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.

如果不是一颗宝石，甚至一朵花，我们应该把爱的思想作为礼物扔进朋友的心里，那将是天使的给予。

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I work on quiet call nights in the hospital, on airplanes and on my sailboat when I have a bit of time - I cram it into wherever it will fit.

我在医院里度过安静的电话之夜，在飞机上，在我的帆船上，当我有一点时间的时候——我把它塞进任何合适的地方。

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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

你不可能总是写出足够难看的和弦来表达你想说的话，所以有时候你不得不依靠一只装满生奶油的长颈鹿。

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I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, if this isn't nice, i don't know what is.

我希望你能注意到自己什么时候是快乐的，并在某个时刻大声叫喊、喃喃自语或思考，如果这不是件好事，我不知道什么是快乐。

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As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

在我看来，作为一个演员，你能得到的最大的赞美就是让别人相信你就是那个角色。

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I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth something.

我希望我们有足够的脑细胞来决定我们的音乐是否真的有价值。

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Why is it trivia? People call it trivia because they know nothing and they are embarrassed about it.

为什么是琐事?人们称它为琐事，因为他们什么都不知道，而且为此感到尴尬。

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The human brain must continue to frame the problems for the electronic machine to solve.

人类的大脑必须继续把问题框定下来，让电子机器来解决。

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I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

我不能过多地干涉我的家庭生活，因为有前妻随时准备把我累垮。

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Without free speech no search for truth is possible... no discovery of truth is useful.

没有言论自由，就不可能寻求真理……没有发现真理是有用的。

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Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth. Maybe it's the intellect. No, it's the hair.

也许是头发的问题。也许是牙齿的问题。也许是智力的问题。不，是头发。

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Let me point out, if it has escaped your notice, that what an artist does, is fail.

让我指出来，如果你没有注意到，艺术家所做的是失败的。

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You have to like your character, because if you don't, no one else will either.

你必须喜欢你的角色，因为如果你不喜欢，其他人也不会喜欢。

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What I think is that Fox has done a very smart job of carving out their place.

我认为福克斯做了一件非常聪明的工作，在他们的位置。

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I wish I could read people's minds... even if that would hurt me in the end.

我希望我能读懂人们的心思……即使那最终会伤害到我。

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Sometimes you just gotta let shit go and say 'to hell with it' and move on.

有时候，你只是需要放手，说“去他的吧”，然后继续前进。

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It has been said that I make chick flicks. This is not a compliment.

有人说我拍女性电影。这不是赞美。

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Be the type of guy you would want your daughter to be with.

做你想让你女儿和的那种人。

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Even a true artist does not always produce art.

即使是一个真正的艺术家也不总是能创造艺术。

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Maybe everything was meant to be this way.

也许一切都是命中注定的。

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Money without brains is always dangerous.

没有头脑的金钱总是危险的。

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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

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