I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我喜欢在早上的吐司上写“我不敢相信这不是黄油”,因为有时候当我吃早餐的时候,我喜欢怀疑。早餐怎么样?难以置信。

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A friend is somebody you want to be around when you feel like being by yourself.

朋友是当你想独处的时候你想要在身边的人。

I always use my husband's cocoa butter stuff. He has amazing skin!

我总是用我丈夫的可可脂。他有惊人的皮肤!

He is little suited to be a baker, whose head is made of butter.

他的头是用黄油做的,不太适合做面包师。

I don't like to play the victim.

我不喜欢扮演受害者的角色。