I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind.

  • -- Wentworth Miller 温特沃斯·米勒

我在体育馆里被球打到鼻子骨折了。接下来的一周,我带着一个女孩去参加她的初入社交圈的舞会,她穿着燕尾服,戴着一个大大的按喇叭的绷带。不是她想象中的浪漫之夜。

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It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting notes precisely.

做喜剧真的很难;这需要很多精力和注意力。这很像音乐:有很多精确的敲击音符。

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

如果一个男人认为他的女朋友是理所当然的,他真的应该得到一巴掌,用棒球棒。

Hitting is business. With two strikes you really protect that plate.

是业务。用两次打击就能保护那个盘子。

A real man focuses on pleasing his girl not pleasing others.

真正的男人注重的是取悦他的女孩,而不是取悦别人。