A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

很多人不喜欢保险杠贴纸。我不介意保险杠贴纸。对我来说,汽车保险杠贴纸是一条捷径。它就像一个小牌子,上面写着“嘿,我们永远不要出去玩。”

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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.

总的来说,你在喜剧中所拥有的只是你的直觉。你只能希望别人认为你认为有趣的就是有趣的。我不知道答案,但我试着向前走。

I would really, really, really like to be a legend like Madonna. Madonna knows what to do next, and when she's performing, the audience is just in awe of her.

我真的、真的、真的很想成为麦当娜那样的传奇人物。麦当娜知道下一步该做什么,当她表演的时候,观众都很敬畏她。

Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.

每当你听到一个人说他爱他的国家,这是一个迹象,他希望得到报酬。

Nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if it is the salt of the earth.

没有人喜欢把盐涂在伤口上,即使这是盐。

But I don't like to, tell people how old I am. I like that to be a mystery.

但是我不喜欢告诉别人我多大了。我喜欢这是个谜。

First of all: no one in their right mind would sign an exclusive contract.

首先:没有一个头脑正常的人会签署排他性合同。