The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

  • -- P. J. O'Rourke P.J.O'Rourke公司

在整个节日期间,正确的行为是醉酒。这种醉意在新年前夜达到顶峰,当你喝得酩酊大醉时,你会亲吻你的结婚对象。

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Behavior is the perpetual revealing of us. What a man does, tells us what he is.

行为是我们永恒的启示。一个人所做的,告诉我们他是什么。

A person who is nice to you but is not nice to the waiter is not a nice person.

一个人对你很好,但对服务员不好,那人不是个好人。