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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

  • -- Cathy Guisewite 凯西·朱塞威特

我的狗一直和我在一起。我和我的狗说话。她是我最好的朋友。我和她分享了我所有的秘密，但我不认为我真的试着和狗开玩笑。

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I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.

我一直着迷于你能告诉朋友但不能告诉观众的笑话之间的区别。你必须小心翼翼，因为你不知道谁在观众席上。很多人很容易被冒犯。

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Organizing ahead of time makes the work more enjoyable. Chefs cut up the onions and have the ingredients lined up ahead of time and have them ready to go. When everything is organized you can clean as you go and it makes everything so much easier and fun.

提前组织使工作更愉快。厨师们把洋葱切好，提前把配料排好，准备好。当一切都整理好了，你就可以一边走一边清理，这样做会让一切变得更简单、更有趣。

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I've been to the Hall of Fame many times, in grade school and high school. I had field trips to the Hall of Fame and taking tours of it. I just never thought about that one day I possibly might be in it. I think it'd be great.

我去过名人堂很多次，在小学和高中。我到名人堂实地考察并参观了它。我只是从来没有想过有一天我可能会在里面。我想那一定很棒。

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No man who worships education has got the best out of education... Without a gentle contempt for education no man's education is complete.

没有一个崇拜教育的人能从教育中得到最好的东西……没有对教育的温和蔑视，没有人的教育是完整的。

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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.

如果你把一条尾巴叫做一条腿，那么狗有几条腿?五个?不，把尾巴叫做腿，别把它叫做腿。

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I think I would much rather push the boundaries of the degradation that the characters face.

我想我更愿意挑战角色所面临的堕落的边界。

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Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.

年长的女性是最好的，因为她们总是认为这可能是最后一次。

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The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.

完美的救援犬适合所有人。你只需要找到它。

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Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.

囚禁在每个胖子体内的一个瘦子正在疯狂地发出释放的信号。

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I believe that I often bring out the best in somebody's talents.

我相信我经常能发挥出一个人最好的才能。

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Pride, avarice, and envy are in every home.

骄傲、贪婪和嫉妒在每个家庭都有。

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