A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

  • -- Tommy Cooper 汤米·库珀

一位女士对她的医生说:“我的背不好。医生说:“年纪大了。”女士说:“我想听听第二个意见。”医生说:“好吧,你也很丑。”

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But if you're asking my opinion, I would argue that a social justice approach should be central to medicine and utilized to be central to public health. This could be very simple: the well should take care of the sick.

但如果你问我的意见,我会说,社会公正方法应该是医学的核心,并被用来作为公共卫生的核心。这可能非常简单:水井应该照顾病人。

I wanted this to have as wide an audience as possible. I didn't want to get an X rating, because in my opinion once that happens you X-out everyone else.

我希望这个节目能有尽可能多的观众。我不想得到X的评级,因为在我看来,一旦发生这种情况,你就把其他人都划掉了。