All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.

  • -- Laurence Sterne 劳伦斯·斯特恩

所有的女人,从最高到最低的爱情笑话;困难在于知道他们如何选择剪掉;谁也不知道这一点,但是,就像我们在战场上对待炮兵一样,我们要不断地尝试,举起或放下他们的马裤,直到我们击中目标。

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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

家庭笑话是维系大多数家庭生存的纽带,尽管被陌生人理所当然地诅咒。

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

我喜欢写笑话,这就是我所想的。