Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.

  • -- Confucius 孔子

相信我,老年是一件美好而愉快的事情。诚然,你被轻轻地推下了舞台,但随后你作为观众得到了一个如此舒适的前排座位。

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It's very trying on a marriage when you're doing a one hour show, week after week after week. You don't have enough time for people that maybe you should have top priority.

当你一周又一周地做一个小时的节目时,婚姻是非常痛苦的。你没有足够的时间和你应该优先考虑的人在一起。

It is impossible to live a pleasant life without living wisely and well and justly. And it is impossible to live wisely and well and justly without living a pleasant life.

没有明智、良好和公正的生活是不可能过上愉快的生活的。不过一种愉快的生活是不可能明智地、良好地、公正地生活的。

I really like to cook and have dinner parties and I like to clean, it really clears my head and it makes me feel good to keep my home as a comfortable place.

我非常喜欢做饭,喜欢举办晚宴,我喜欢打扫房间,这让我头脑清醒,让我感觉很好,把我的家保持在一个舒适的地方。

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

婚姻的核心是回忆;如果你们两个碰巧拥有相同的另一半,并且能够欣赏你们的重播,那么你们的婚姻就是上帝赐予的礼物。

My old school in Liverpool is now a performing-arts school, and I kind of teach there - I use the word lightly - but I go there and talk to students.

我以前在利物浦的学校现在是一所表演艺术学校,我在那里教书——我随便用这个词——但我去那里和学生们交谈。

A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent, life shall be longer, and shall pass into the immortal, as gently as we awake from dreams.

人是败坏的神。当人是清白的时候,生命就会更长久,就会进入不朽,就像我们轻轻地从梦中醒来一样。

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It's fun.

我在现实世界里,有人想偷我的东西,我经常阻止他们,把他们告上法庭。我喜欢打官司。这很有趣。

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

统计学家的定义:一个人相信数据不会说谎,但他承认,在分析中,有些数据也站不住脚。

Passive inactivity, because you have not been given specific instructions to do this or to do that, is a serious deficiency.

被动的不活动,因为你没有得到具体的指示去做这个或那个,是一个严重的缺陷。

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.

如果你听到内心有个声音说:“你不会画画”,那就一定要画画,然后那个声音就会消失。

For the first couple of years I played really bad tennis. It was so bad that they booed me off the court.

头几年我的网球打得很差。太糟糕了,他们把我轰出了球场。

It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

这是一个理想的足球天-太冷的观众和球员太冷。

True strength is holding it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart.

真正的力量是当你崩溃时,当所有人都能理解你时,把它团结在一起。

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

我能想到的最短的反馈循环就是在观众面前即兴表演。

Jewelery isn't really my thing, but I've always got my eye on people's watches.

珠宝并不是我真正喜欢的东西,但我总是注意别人的手表。

Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil man does bad ones

愿善人行善,热心像恶人行恶

Have you ever heard of a good marriage growing in front of the cameras?

你听说过在镜头前有一段美满的婚姻吗?

There are no points of the compass on the chart of true patriotism.

在真正的爱国主义的地图上没有指南针。

To live a normal life, you just have to believe nothing is normal.

要过正常的生活,你只需要相信没有什么是正常的。

It would have been more comfortable to remain silent.

保持沉默会更舒服些。

Home wasn't a pleasant place to live, growing up.

在成长的过程中,家不是一个快乐的地方。

I never would have given up my work to stay home.

我绝不会为了呆在家里而放弃我的工作。

There is no such thing as being too independent.

没有什么是过于独立的。

The only thing I miss on stage is the falsetto.

我在舞台上唯一想念的就是假声。

I watch her breasts gently rise, gently fall.

我看着她的乳房轻轻起伏。

Flying is such a joy. You just want to hoot.

飞行是如此的快乐。你只是想叫。

Better a poor horse than an empty stall.

宁为穷马,不为空马。

Do good. That’s all any of us can do.

做的好。这是我们所有人都能做到的。

Don't fall back into old patterns.

不要重蹈覆辙。