I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

我有很多退货业务。我想那是我在全国旅行的那些年;人们以前见过我,玩得很开心,所以他们想再见到我。

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Here is my theory on this one. If you write things down, if there is a mystery and you try and explain it, once you've written it down for permanent, in due time, it'll be proven stupid.

这是我的理论。如果你把事情写下来,如果有一个谜,你试图解释它,一旦你把它永久地写下来,在适当的时候,它将被证明是愚蠢的。

The next time I cry about golf it will only be with joy. It's not worth crying over golf for any other reason. After all, it's only a game.

下次我再为高尔夫球而哭泣时,我只会满心欢喜。因为其他原因,为高尔夫球而哭泣是不值得的。毕竟,这只是一场游戏。

The knowledge that she would never be loved in return acted upon her ideas as a tide acts upon cliffs.

她知道自己永远不会得到别人的爱作为回报,这一认识对她的思想起了作用,就像潮水对峭壁起作用一样。

Relationships are investments... If you put nothing into them, you'll get nothing in return.

关系是投资……如果你不付出任何东西,你将得不到任何回报。

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

幸福不是一种到达的状态,而是一种旅行的方式。

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

我是一个旅行实干家。那是我的工作。