Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

游泳是一项令人困惑的运动,因为有时你游泳是为了乐趣,有时你游泳是为了不死。当我游泳的时候,有时我不确定是哪个。

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I study pitchers. I visualize pitches. That gives me a better chance every time I step into the box. That doesn't mean I'm going to get a hit every game, but that's one of the reasons I've come a long way as a hitter.

我学习投手。我想象球。这让我每次进入盒子都有更好的机会。这并不意味着我每一场比赛都能打出安打,但这是我作为一名打者取得长足进步的原因之一。

I spent my time trying to understand grand jury procedure - a topic about which I never before had the slightest interest.

我花时间试图理解大陪审团的程序——一个我从来没有丝毫兴趣的话题。

Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

只有在孩子们聚集的地方才有真正的乐趣。

As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.

对于律师来说,扮演律师比成为律师更有趣。