Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

-- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

游泳是一项令人困惑的运动，因为有时你游泳是为了乐趣，有时你游泳是为了不死。当我游泳的时候，有时我不确定是哪个。

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In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves, you would need time, and I just can't give her that. So, rather than being selfish or stupid enough to go into a relationship, it's just been easier to be single.

为了能给女朋友足够的时间，你需要时间，而我不能给她。所以，与其自私或愚蠢到去谈恋爱，单身更容易。

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Have fun in your command. Don't always run at a breakneck pace. Take leave when you've earned it, spend time with your families.

祝您指挥愉快。不要总是以极快的速度跑步。应得的时候就休个假，花点时间和家人在一起。

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Fun without sell gets nowhere but sell without fun tends to become obnoxious.

没有销售的乐趣毫无用处，但没有销售的乐趣往往会令人讨厌。

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Other times, other manners.

其他时候，其他的礼仪。

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