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I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.

  • -- Michael Showalter 迈克尔·修华特

我不太喜欢黄色笑话。这有点低于我的身份。我不太喜欢开玩笑——当我这么说的时候，我确信我会这么做——完全以别人为代价。

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All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.

所有的女人，从最高到最低的爱情笑话;困难在于知道他们如何选择剪掉;谁也不知道这一点，但是，就像我们在战场上对待炮兵一样，我们要不断地尝试，举起或放下他们的马裤，直到我们击中目标。

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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.

认识新朋友最快的方法是在鸡尾酒吧拿别人的零钱。

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The tree I planted a while back in the village of nothingness. It must be huge by now.

我刚才种的那棵树回到了空无一物的村庄。现在一定很大了。

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I'm a huge camper, and love hiking and mountain biking.

我喜欢露营，喜欢徒步旅行和山地自行车。

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