You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

你知道电视上什么时候有钓鱼节目吗?他们抓住鱼,然后把它放了。他们不想吃鱼,他们只是想迟到。

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I used to fish the Border rivers, but nowadays you have to queue up for a shot and I can't stand that.

我过去常在边境的河里钓鱼,但现在你得排队等着拍照,我受不了了。

Fish and guests smell at three days old.

鱼放三天发臭,客住三天讨嫌。