If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

  • -- Louis C.K. 路易C.K.

如果你是一个卡通人物或大多数电视角色,当然,你会战斗,因为拳击听起来很有趣,而且不会留下痕迹。但在现实生活中,如果有人打你的眼睛,它不会发出任何声音,你的眼睛会肿六个月。被打在眼睛上是一场噩梦。

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People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.

人们似乎没有看到,他们对世界的看法也是一种性格的表白。

A slave shows his true character, not while he is enslaved but when he becomes a master.

一个奴隶不是在被奴役的时候,而是在成为主人的时候,才显示出他真正的性格。

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

是的,先生。我是一个地道的南方男孩。我有一个红脖子,白袜子和蓝丝带啤酒。

She discovered her real measurements had nothing to do with number or statistics.

她发现她的实际测量结果与数字或统计数据无关。

If I'm scared and I'm a coward, why do you guys want to see me fight?

如果我害怕,我是个懦夫,你们为什么要看我打架?

O eggs, never fight with stones!

鸡蛋啊,千万别和石头打架!