If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

  • -- Louis C.K. 路易C.K.

如果你是一个卡通人物或大多数电视角色,当然,你会战斗,因为拳击听起来很有趣,而且不会留下痕迹。但在现实生活中,如果有人打你的眼睛,它不会发出任何声音,你的眼睛会肿六个月。被打在眼睛上是一场噩梦。

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If these men decided that they have to go in there and fight, I want them to send their own children and grandchildren. I want them to not send a bunch of strangers' kids in there to fight and die.

如果这些人决定要去那里战斗,我想让他们把自己的孩子和孙子都送去。我希望他们不要把一群陌生人的孩子送去战斗然后死去。

Parents look at me like I'm somebody pretty important, and say, We were raised on your characters, and now we're enjoying them all over again with our children.

父母们看着我,好像我是一个非常重要的人物,他们说,我们是在你的角色中长大的,现在我们又和孩子们一起欣赏你的角色了。

I was a Sedgewick without the smarts. It infused its way into me and I feel like it formed my character in a big way because of what I was exposed to.

我是一个没有聪明才智的塞奇威克人。它渗透进我的内心,我觉得它在很大程度上塑造了我的性格,因为我所接触到的东西。

People can have many different kinds of pleasure. The real one is that for which they will forsake the others.

人们可以有许多不同种类的快乐。真正的爱是他们会为之放弃其他的爱。

She discovered her real measurements had nothing to do with number or statistics.

她发现她的实际测量结果与数字或统计数据无关。

Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live.

战斗,你可能会死。跑吧,你会活下来的。