My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我妻子总是想摆脱我。有一天她叫我把垃圾拿出去。我对她说我已经这么做了。她叫我去看一看。

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The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.

儿子总是觉得自己是父亲讲述的故事中的一个脚注。父亲是一个了不起的说书人,他讲述的故事之一就是他如何遇见他的妻子。

You realize that however much you don't think about death - or think that's for other people - you're just an organism living from day to day. I'm just grateful I'm here.

你意识到,不管你怎么不去想死亡——或者不去想别人的死亡——你只是一个日复一日生活的有机体。我很感激我在这里。

It's about a young man who has climbed to fame and he discovers that his writing and the relationship with his wife are really more important for him than anything else.

这是关于一个年轻的男人谁爬上了名声,他发现他的写作和与妻子的关系对他来说真的比其他任何事情都重要。

I want some day to be able to love with the same intensity and unselfishness that parents love their children with.

我希望有一天能够像父母爱孩子那样,用同样的热情和无私去爱他们。