My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我妻子总是想摆脱我。有一天她叫我把垃圾拿出去。我对她说我已经这么做了。她叫我去看一看。

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A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

男人的妻子是他对初恋情人幻想的妥协。

I'd love to be a man for a day, just to see what it's like.

我想当一天男人,看看是什么样子。

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

我觉得很多有趣的事情都来自于白日做梦。

A diamond daughter turns to glass as a wife.

钻石女儿变成玻璃做妻子。