A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

  • -- Rob Schneider 罗伯施耐德

女人可以在三秒钟内哭一笑,这并不奇怪。但如果一个男人这样做,那就非常令人不安。我的描述是这样的:我被允许进入女性之家,但我觉得他们不会让我进入任何有趣的房间。

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Nothing heals us like letting people know our scariest parts: When people listen to you cry and lament, and look at you with love, it's like they are holding the baby of you.

没有什么比让人们知道我们最可怕的地方更能治愈我们的伤痛了:当人们听到你哭泣和哀号,用爱看着你,就好像他们抱着你的孩子。

One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.

一个人可以从他的笑声中了解一个人,如果你在了解他之前就喜欢他的笑声,你可以自信地说他是一个好人。

I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.

我有笑的天赋。我能让人们任意嘲笑。无论顺境逆境。我不怀疑。这是上帝的恩赐。

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

洋葱能让人流泪,但从来没有一种蔬菜能让人发笑。

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

当一个男人说他和一个女人在一起很快乐时,他并不是指谈话。

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

为了让一个男人真正邪恶,他必须是一个女人。