A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

  • -- Rob Schneider 罗伯施耐德

女人可以在三秒钟内哭一笑,这并不奇怪。但如果一个男人这样做,那就非常令人不安。我的描述是这样的:我被允许进入女性之家,但我觉得他们不会让我进入任何有趣的房间。

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It is the woman - nearly always - in spite of all the advances of modern feminism, who still takes responsibility for the bulk of the chores, as well as doing her paid job. This is true even in households where men try to be unselfish and to do their share.

尽管现代女权主义取得了诸多进步,但女性仍然要承担大部分家务,还要做有报酬的工作。即使是在男人试图无私奉献的家庭中也是如此。

I really, really, really want to do a silly romantic comedy where I can just have a crush on the guy, trip over myself, and laugh and be goofy. I just feel like all I do is cry, sob, and fight zombies and the bad guys.

我真的、真的、真的很想拍一部傻傻的浪漫喜剧,在那里我可以迷恋上那个男人,被自己绊倒,然后大笑,变得傻傻的。我只是觉得我所做的就是哭泣,哭泣,和僵尸和坏人战斗。

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.

你不可能同时又生气又笑。愤怒和大笑是相互排斥的,你有权力选择其中之一。

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.

每个人被疯狗攻击时都是聪明的;当被一个疯女人追赶的时候就更少了;只有最聪明的人才能在受到疯狂想法的攻击时生存下来。

I'm a human being, i cry, i'm actually extremely sensitive, my feelings get hurt, i get scared i get nervous just like everyone else.

我是一个人,我哭,我实际上非常敏感,我的感情受到伤害,我害怕,我紧张,就像其他人一样。

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

喜剧是一种惊喜,所以如果你想让别人笑而他们却不笑,这很有趣。