A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

  • -- Rob Schneider 罗伯施耐德

女人可以在三秒钟内哭一笑,这并不奇怪。但如果一个男人这样做,那就非常令人不安。我的描述是这样的:我被允许进入女性之家,但我觉得他们不会让我进入任何有趣的房间。

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I think, you know, as an actor we get these terribly sort of pretentious ideas in our heads. We try to take everything very seriously at first, you know, until we lighten up, we get onboard, and have a laugh.

我认为,你知道,作为一个演员,我们的脑子里有一些非常自负的想法。一开始我们试着非常认真地对待每件事,直到我们放松下来,我们坐上飞机,开怀大笑。

With a woman of sophistication, class and modesty and refinement, I become a totally tongue-tied buffoon. I can't even look her straight in the face.

有了一个世故、有品位、谦虚和文雅的女人,我成了一个哑口无言的小丑。我甚至不能直视她的脸。

I'm a human being, i cry, i'm actually extremely sensitive, my feelings get hurt, i get scared i get nervous just like everyone else.

我是一个人,我哭,我实际上非常敏感,我的感情受到伤害,我害怕,我紧张,就像其他人一样。

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

如果你想把事情做好,就自己动手吧。这就是为什么大多数人会笑自己的笑话。

A real woman never lets her man leave the house hungry or horny.

真正的女人从不让她的男人饿着肚子或好色离开家。

Every obnoxious act is a cry for help.

每一个令人讨厌的行为都是在呼救。