Many people, many girls have tried to teach me the rules to football. And you would think that it would get in my head that way, but I just don't understand it.

  • -- John Hodgman 约翰·霍德曼

很多人,很多女孩都试图教我足球的规则。你可能会认为我脑子里会有这种想法,但我就是不明白。

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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

我试过烤我不喜欢的人,但效果不太好。要么是他们不擅长运动,要么就是我不够风趣。

My business is to teach my aspirations to confirm themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonize with my aspirations.

我的工作是教导我的抱负,使它们与事实相符,而不是试图使事实与我的抱负相协调。

We always admire the other person more after we've tried to do his job.

当我们努力完成他人的工作后,我们总是会更加钦佩他。

One of my missions was to teach.

我的任务之一就是教书。