The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.

  • -- Garry Shandling 花环式摇杆

我想回去主持的唯一方法是如果它是一个全新的东西。这将阻止我主持一个标准票价的脱口秀节目。

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Put no inscription over the grave, except the date of my birth and my death; and, wherever I am buried, let the funeral be perfectly private, with as few persons attending, and as little show and expense as possible.

除了我的出生日期和死亡日期,不要在坟墓上刻任何字;无论我葬在什么地方,葬礼都要完全保密,出席的人要尽量少,出席的人要尽量少,花费要尽量少。

The credit which the apparent conformity with recognized scientific standards can gain for seemingly simple but false theories may, as the present instance shows, have grave consequences.

正如目前的例子所表明的那样,表面上符合公认的科学标准的人可以从看似简单而错误的理论中获得荣誉,这可能会产生严重的后果。

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.

主要是,当我去看一个节目时,不幸的是,它更多的是工业间谍活动,而不是真正享受一个节目。

Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.

主持一档电视节目是一项全职工作,而成功的定义就是永不停歇。

As society advances the standard of poverty rises.

随着社会的进步,贫困的标准也在提高。