For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

  • -- Erma Bombeck 邦贝克

多年来,我的结婚戒指一直发挥着它的作用。它没有使我陷入诱惑。它在聚会上多次提醒我丈夫该回家了。这对晚餐同伴来说是一种解脱。它已经成为产科病房的身份象征。

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Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it.

欲望是什么让你想做它,即使你没有欲望和对方在一起。爱是什么让你想和对方在一起,即使你没有这样做的欲望。

They managed to find time... to tell me that there was no chance of my being accepted for service and that really I should be surprised to still be alive.

他们设法找到时间……告诉我,我没有机会被录用,而且我还活着,真应该感到惊讶。

War is to man what maternity is to a woman. From a philosophical and doctrinal viewpoint, I do not believe in perpetual peace.

战争之于男人,犹如母亲之于女人。从哲学和教义的观点来看,我不相信永久和平。

Winners take time to relish their work, knowing that scaling the mountain is what makes the view from the top so exhilarating.

成功者会花时间品味他们的工作,因为他们知道,攀登高峰会让山顶的景色如此令人振奋。

Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.

忠诚的女人都是一样的,她们只考虑自己的忠诚,从不考虑自己的丈夫。

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

恋爱中的男人在结婚前是不完整的。然后他的完成。

I'm a terrible husband.

我是个糟糕的丈夫。