I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我想,你知道,我会上大学,上法学院,完成学业,然后找份工作,当一名律师,但事实证明,这并不适合我。

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Once in high school, I completely over plucked my left eyebrow all the way up to where you're not supposed to. I had no idea what I was doing and it looked terrible! My mom was like "What did you do to yourself?" I was so embarrassed.

上高中的时候,我整了整左眉一直到你不应该去的地方。我不知道我在做什么,而且看起来很糟糕!我妈妈说"你对自己做了什么?"我很尴尬。

That's correct, I flunked out of high school twice because I couldn't write.

没错,我高中两次不及格,因为我不会写字。

Sentimentality is the only sentiment that rubs you the wrong way.

多愁善感是唯一会让你生气的情绪。

A wise man turns chance into good fortune.

聪明人把机遇变成好运。