If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

-- Louis C.K. 路易C.K.

如果你是一个女人，而一个男人曾经对你说过任何浪漫的话，他只是省略了第二部分，如果你能听到的话，你会觉得恶心。

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Hemingway never grew out of adolescence. His scope and depth stayed shallow because he had no idea what women are for.

海明威从未走出青春期。他的眼界和深度都很浅，因为他不知道女人是干什么的。

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There's not ever much of anything going on in my head.

我脑子里从来没有太多事情。

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I don't like the way I ever appear on TV.

我不喜欢我在电视上的样子。

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Empowering women means trusting them.

赋予妇女权力意味着信任她们。

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