We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

  • -- Stephen Leacock 李柯克

我们想到教授今晚出现的崇高目标,我们可以确信,上帝会宽恕任何嘲笑教授的人。

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I think every professor and writer is in some way an exhibitionist because his or her normal activity is a theatrical one. When you give a lesson the situation is the same as writing a book. You have to capture the attention, the complicity of your audience.

我认为每个教授和作家在某种程度上都是一个暴露狂,因为他或她的日常活动是一种戏剧活动。当你上课的时候,情况就像写一本书一样。你必须抓住观众的注意力和同谋。

Any time the Western way of war can be unleashed on an enemy stupid enough to enter its arena, victory is assured.

任何时候,只要西方的战争方式能够对一个愚蠢到进入其竞技场的敌人发动攻击,胜利就一定会到来。

Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.

文学教授收集书籍就像船收集藤壶一样,毫不费力。