I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我在赌场里忙着自己的事,这时一个家伙走过来对我说,“你得走了,你堵住了一个安全出口。”就像发生火灾一样,我不会逃跑。如果你是火烈性的,并且有腿,你永远不会阻塞一个消防出口。