I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

  • -- Chris Rock 克里斯洛克

我没有高潮,但有时我希望我能高潮。这样,当我把生活搞砸的时候,我就有借口了。但现在愚蠢是没有康复的。

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Sometimes I may be totally arrogant, sometimes I may totally be the most humble guy you've ever met, sometimes I may be in between. But that's life. Who isn't like that? What's the big deal if I had an arrogant moment.

有时候我可能非常傲慢,有时候我可能是你见过的最谦虚的人,有时候我可能介于两者之间。但这就是生活。谁不喜欢呢?如果我有一个傲慢的时刻有什么大不了的。

There's always something in the game you wish you would have done different. That's why players improve, because they learn from what they did before. They might have been guessing before, but now they know.

游戏中总有一些东西是你希望自己能做得与众不同的。这就是球员进步的原因,因为他们从以前所做的中学到了东西。他们以前可能一直在猜测,但现在他们知道了。

It is not my wish to lounge about the college and fatten on a fellowship all my days. I am always trying to look upon a college life as a medium not an end.

我不愿整天在大学里闲荡,靠奖学金发福。我总是试图把大学生活看作一种媒介,而不是终点。

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.

你甚至在你的诗中说我愚蠢,我几乎同意,因为在涉及愚蠢的地方,你是一个相当的专家,朋友。

Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. the unique and the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity.

图书馆代表全人类保存这些记录。独特的和荒谬的,明智的和愚蠢的碎片。

I know if I don't tour people will forget the record and you run a high risk of the record failing.

我知道如果我不巡演,人们会忘记我的记录,而你的记录失败的风险很大。

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.

如果你真的想做某事,你会找到方法的。如果你不这样做,你就会找借口。

You find me at work; excuse the dust on my blouse. I sculpt my marble myself.

你发现我在工作;请原谅我衬衫上的灰尘。我自己雕刻大理石。

The one thing my mom will let me get is a nice shoe sometimes.

我妈妈有时会让我买一双好鞋。

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

她的心是一个秘密的花园,墙很高。

Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.

大多数人死得比想象的还要早;事实上,确实如此。

If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough.

如果你想变得愚蠢,你必须变得坚强。