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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

  • -- Chris Rock 克里斯洛克

我没有高潮，但有时我希望我能高潮。这样，当我把生活搞砸的时候，我就有借口了。但现在愚蠢是没有康复的。

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They very seldom let me lose my cool. They made me like I was Polly Perfect, which was ridiculous so that when I bump into kids on the street they'd say 'I wish my Mom were like you.'

他们很少让我失去冷静。他们让我觉得我是完美的波莉，这太荒谬了，所以当我在街上遇到孩子时，他们会说:“我希望我妈妈像你一样。”

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Inspiration is an awakening, a quickening of all man's faculties, and it is manifested in all high artistic achievements.

灵感是一种觉醒，是所有人能力的加速，它体现在所有的艺术成就上。

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Don’t try to understand everything. Because sometimes it’s not meant to be understood, but to be accepted.

不要试图理解一切。因为有时候它不是用来被理解的，而是用来被接受的。

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Sometimes the things that happen to you to day make you a stronger person tomorrow...

有时候，今天发生在你身上的事情会让你明天变得更坚强……

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Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread.

如果我紧紧抓住生活不放，请原谅，但是我的父母把我紧紧地拴在一起。

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I wish you the best that can be hoped for, and no worse than can be expected.

我向你致以最好的祝愿，希望不会比你所期望的更糟。

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The discipline of the written word punishes both stupidity and dishonesty.

书面文字的纪律惩罚愚蠢和不诚实。

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It is a wise man who knows where courage ends and stupidity begins.

聪明人知道勇气的终点和愚蠢的起点。

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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

你永远不能低估公众的愚蠢。

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I wanted it to be like a high quality, drive-in movie.

我希望它像一部高质量的免下车电影。

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It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.

不找借口总比找个坏借口好。

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Bravery is the stupidity of heart.

勇敢是愚蠢的心。

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