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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

  • -- Chris Rock 克里斯洛克

我没有高潮，但有时我希望我能高潮。这样，当我把生活搞砸的时候，我就有借口了。但现在愚蠢是没有康复的。

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It's hard and sometimes it's scary. It still amazes my mother. I went home for Christmas one year and there were fans all over the front lawn, hoping to see me.

这很难，有时也很可怕。这仍然让我母亲感到惊讶。有一年我回家过圣诞节，门前的草坪上到处都是歌迷，希望能见到我。

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I wish I could say I see my little brother more. We used to fight all the time but now that I don't see him very often I cherish the time I have with him.

我希望我能多见见我的小弟弟。我们过去经常吵架，但现在我不常见到他了，我很珍惜和他在一起的时间。

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To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

对我来说，喜剧的目标就是大笑，这是一件非常高尚的事情，是一种发自内心的联系和反应。

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

永远不要怀着身孕去参加高中同学聚会，否则他们会认为你毕业后就只做这些了。

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When you stop comparing what is right here and now with what you wish were, you can begin to enjoy what is.

当你停止比较现在和现在的事情和你想要的事情时，你就可以开始享受现在了。

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'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. (attributed)

与其把所有的怀疑都说出来，还不如保持沉默，被认为是个傻瓜。(认为)

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

对智者说句话是不必要的，需要忠告的是愚蠢的人。

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The discipline of the written word punishes both stupidity and dishonesty.

书面文字的纪律惩罚愚蠢和不诚实。

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Sometimes, I do miss how it feels when you're around.

有时候，我真的很想念你在身边的感觉。

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Better a bad excuse, than none at all.

找个坏借口总比什么都不找好。

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Stupidity talks, vanity acts.

愚蠢说，虚荣做。

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