A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

很多人喜欢棒棒糖。我不喜欢棒棒糖。对我来说,棒棒糖是硬糖加上垃圾。我不需要把手。把糖给我。

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I see a lot of people who love their jobs. I see some garbage collectors smiling as they go about their work.

我看到很多人热爱他们的工作。我看到一些收垃圾的人在工作时面带微笑。

I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.

我穿着一个垃圾袋。我被列入了自己的最差着装名单。