You know if you're jogging, when you speed up and you aren't used to it you get tired and pant? Well cars can't do that, so they blow up instead.

  • -- Daniel Lorenzo 丹尼尔·洛伦佐

你知道,如果你在慢跑,当你加速时,你不习惯它,你会感到疲倦和气喘?汽车做不到这一点,所以它们会爆炸。

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Who or what inspires you? I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.

是谁或什么激励着你? 我必须承认,我经常阅读自己在科学期刊上的文章,并激励自己。

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

想过成为僵尸喜剧演员,但当他们吃你活着,他们真的吃了你!!