If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

  • -- Orson Welles 奥森·威尔斯

如果没有女人,我们还会蹲在洞穴里吃生肉,因为我们创造文明是为了给我们的女朋友留下深刻的印象。

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While civilization has been improving our houses, it has not equally improved the men who are to inhabit them. It has created palaces, but it was not so easy to create noblemen and kings.

虽然文明一直在改善我们的住房,但它并没有同样改善住在其中的人。它创造了宫殿,但创造贵族和国王并不容易。

It has been said that the position of woman is the test of civilization, and that of our women was secure. In them was vested our standard of morals and the purity of our blood.

有人说,妇女的地位是对文明的考验,我们妇女的地位是稳固的。我们的道德标准和我们血液的纯洁都赋予了他们。

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.

我想我有点像今天所谓的书呆子。我没有女朋友,而且我真的不是一个很合群的男孩。

I think today women are very scared to celebrate themselves, because then they just get labeled.

我认为今天的女性非常害怕庆祝自己,因为那样她们就会被贴上标签。

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

真奇怪,我从来不希望别人有什么不好的,除了两三个前女友。

Just date people you like, then you're guaranteed to have fun.

只要和你喜欢的人约会,你就一定会玩得很开心。

Forgiving men is so much easier than forgiving women.

原谅男人比原谅女人容易得多。

Dating is for tools.

约会只是工具。