Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.

  • -- Jeff Dunham 杰夫·邓纳姆

单口喜剧现在很难演。任何人都可以来听音乐会,录下来放到网上。你要么对抗它,要么拥抱它。

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There is not a soul who does not have to beg alms of another, either a smile, a handshake, or a fond eye.

每个人都有向别人乞求施舍的时候,无论是一个微笑,一个握手,还是一双深情的眼睛。

You're either with me or you're not. And if you're not, you're out.

你要么跟我在一起,要么不跟我在一起。如果你没有,你就出局了。